Two Sentence Tuesday #54

No sooner had Jasper filled his swimming pool with silver dollars, when he had done a graceful arc off the diving board, intent on making a luxurious splash. Trussed up in his hospital bed, several hours later, he was forced to concede that he wasn’t Scrooge McDuck. 

Two Sentence Tuesday #37

Under the electrified gaze of a global television audience, the spacecraft’s intrepid crew had charted the inaugural course to break in their exciting new warp technology. In a blinding flare, the vessel had rocketed light-years across the universe, where, due to an overzealous navigator’s misplaced decimal point, the craft had unexpectedly pounded a cavernous crater into the frozen surface of the planet, Glaceus 12.

Two Sentence Tuesday #9

            Beneath his master's penetrating gaze, the apprentice wizard clumsily fumbled through the troublesome incantation. One cloud of acrid smoke later, the apprentice blushed with horror as his master's face had turned the color of raw sewage.

30 Day Poetry Challenge - Day Twenty Five

Day Twenty Five - Write a poem inspired by a YouTube video. If you share your poem, be sure to share the link to the video that inspi…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cfeTZNcA3g



Amazing Face

Twang… swoosh… thump… missed.
I’m getting closer; need to do what I gotta do…
Need to make it go;
Need to taste the sweet, supple victory…
Reload… draw… release.

Twang… swoosh… sudden popping blindness.
The taste of sweet, juicy agony
Splashes across my thunderstruck lips.
The world is spinning; confusing;
An explosion in my head as my senses numb.

What do I do now?
Gotta finish… there’s no turning back.

Drink Responsibly

Drink Responsibly

One day, while I stayed in Havana,

Met a saucy young flirt, name of Hannah,

Played some strange drinking games,

Near a hot, open flame,

And accidently lit the cabana.