Just Another Saturday Night

I met a girl down by the station,

On my way to a swank celebration,

Said she “wanted to talk”,

So we went for a walk,

Now I’m feeling a burning sensation.

30 Day Poetry Challenge - Day Twelve

Day Twelve - Write a limerick for a stranger. 

Don’t Drink, Kids

I read of a poor cocker spaniel,

Got drunk on a spill of Jack Daniels,

For the rest of the day,

It wobbled and swayed,

Then threw up on its master, Nathaniel.

 

Drink Responsibly

Drink Responsibly

One day, while I stayed in Havana,

Met a saucy young flirt, name of Hannah,

Played some strange drinking games,

Near a hot, open flame,

And accidently lit the cabana.

Five Second Rule

Five Second Rule

By Brandon Palzkill

I listened to Gary Puckett,

While gathering peas in a bucket,

You walked in the door,

Knocked the peas on the floor,

I looked at the mess and said “f**k it”.