Thursday, April 4, 2013

30 Day Poetry Challenge - Day Four



Day Four - Look to Craigslist, newspapers, Twitter, anywhere for unintentional
poetry. Using the original text, punctuate and use line breaks to turn it into a poem. 



Write is Wrong


(Adapted from the article, “'Chapter 1: Clark,' Reports Awful Manuscript,” reported in The Onion, Issue 49.12







{NEW YORK.}
An absolutely terrible manuscript…
Written by local aspiring novelist,
Brandon Heath,
Reported today that “Chapter 1:
       …Clark.”

“It was late autumn,
The leaves on the trees
Were a brilliant, blazing red,
And Clark Thurman
Was gazing at the passerby…
Just outside his apartment window,”
Continued the just awful first draft
Of Heath’s 80,000-word book…
       …The Final Light…
Which according to its author,
Details the interlocking fortunes
Of three strangers living in 1950s
       Manhattan,
And which sources confirmed…
       …is very bad.

“For a moment,
Clark thought he heard Mary
Call his name from the kitchen,
But then he remembered…
…school was back in session…
And the woman he loved
Had returned to her studies
       at Swarthmore…
Leaving him here…
       …alone.

This time of year
Often saw Clark fall…
Into such melancholy thoughts.”

At press time…
Heath’s thinly sketched character
Was rushing
To respond to an unexpected knock
On the front door of his
        apartment.

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