Day Four - Look to Craigslist, newspapers, Twitter, anywhere for unintentional
poetry. Using the original text, punctuate and use line breaks to turn it into a poem.
poetry. Using the original text, punctuate and use line breaks to turn it into a poem.
Write
is Wrong
(Adapted from the article, “'Chapter 1: Clark,' Reports Awful Manuscript,” reported in The
Onion, Issue 49.12
{NEW
YORK.}
An
absolutely terrible manuscript…
Written
by local aspiring novelist,
Brandon
Heath,
Reported
today that “Chapter 1:
…Clark.”
“It was late
autumn,
The leaves
on the trees
Were a
brilliant, blazing red,
And Clark
Thurman
Was gazing
at the passerby…
Just outside
his apartment window,”
Continued
the just awful first draft
Of
Heath’s 80,000-word book…
…The Final Light…
Which
according to its author,
Details
the interlocking fortunes
Of
three strangers living in 1950s
Manhattan,
And
which sources confirmed…
…is very bad.
“For a
moment,
Clark
thought he heard Mary
Call his
name from the kitchen,
But then he
remembered…
…school was
back in session…
And the
woman he loved
at Swarthmore…
Leaving him
here…
…alone.
This time of
year
Often saw Clark
fall…
Into such
melancholy thoughts.”
At
press time…
Heath’s
thinly sketched character
Was
rushing
To
respond to an unexpected knock
On
the front door of his
apartment.
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